各国小姐看男性的性器官

环球小姐形容男性性器官 (英汉版，绝对精彩）　　miss universe’s last question 　　环球小姐最后一题

question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like 　　gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman……..
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

(applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or 　　toro(bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like 　　gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)